First I have to put my email in to have a slight chance I might get selected for the “test run”. I did not get selected in case you were wondering. THEN I wait like 8 fucking months until you open up to the public. Then when I do sign you give me a stupid ass user name that I cannot change… Then I have to wait more for you to send me a validation email.. I finally get that but now you’re telling me I have to wait for ANOTHER FUCKING EMAIL to get into the goddamned website. Pottermore, you better blow my fucking mind because I am not pleased with all of this canoodling. 

Ok I’m done nerd ranting.